Wet and Messy

Due to the early success of Bath Spa, the operators have decided to expand the range of services available. This is apparently due to a massive demand for 'water sports'.

Spokesperson for the operators, Ethel Spunkmeyer, said "This is a fantastic opportunity to give tourists the same treatment that they get at home. We feel we'll be able to cater especially well for our American visitors and we'll be providing additional jobs for any local people who are pox free and attractive."

Comments