Now that you have successfully secured a date despite being an Apple customer, the temptation may arise to throw away those big pants for the date and slip into that tight leather thong acquired at the Geek Convention. Stop! Compressing your equipment into such a tight space may cause strain to show on the face and create the illusion of having incredibly small tackle.
This may cause your potential unpaid housekeeper to draw the conclusion that you are not sufficiently studilicious to father strong and handsome offspring.
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