D-day is here! Relax! Calmly!

Now that your loins are well and truly girded (girdled) [actually, I can't think why you would have been jeering at your loins], there's nothing to do but wait calmly for the time of your date to arrive (the date of your date is here already). Give no mental time whatsoever to considering every possible faux pas that could occur, or that England expects you to do your duty.

Remember that women can be either put off by, or attracted to, men crying and make sure that you bring a hankerchief; it works in so many different scenarios.

Boom Shanka.