tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-55449422011-09-10T06:47:57.411-07:00Just things that occur to me that I feel I want to share...Ozhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05711379317467035799noreply@blogger.comBlogger2891100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5544942.post-3155354165313607332010-12-13T14:55:00.000-08:002010-12-13T14:55:22.710-08:00

Ozhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05711379317467035799noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5544942.post-1138850305879704772010-12-03T10:42:00.001-08:002010-12-03T10:44:52.187-08:00

I haven't used this blog much for a while. I am a bit of a gypsy on the Web, which is slightly ironic given that I make a living from it. You'll find that some of the content here and any new things that I post are over at http://www.ozwarren.co.uk. Feel free to pop over and visit, unless you're a scummy spammer, in which case you can piss off elsewhere.

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Ozhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05711379317467035799noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5544942.post-10457196787088542602010-03-05T11:22:00.000-08:002010-03-05T11:23:34.102-08:00

I've put together a little article about their poor service over at my main site.

Ozhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05711379317467035799noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5544942.post-1666957106882340372009-09-04T01:12:00.000-07:002009-09-04T01:26:03.762-07:00

I had a bit of a mysterious problem whilst setting up a new publishing site. Well, mysterious if you don't know what you're doing! The Site Actions menu wasn't appearing for authors with contribute or approve permissions. The only time that it would pop up is if the 'Add and Customize Pages' option was chosen in the fine grained permissions.It transpires that the master page can control the

Ozhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05711379317467035799noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5544942.post-7399627735296170342009-07-26T07:24:00.001-07:002009-07-26T07:24:56.343-07:00

Yesterday Billy dropped round my allocation of our new radio and camera equipment. We've bought a couple of sets of each to use for training new observers and associates. One of the key issues for us is the requirement for us to establish formal training to support its use. You can't just throw people out on the road with kit like this, you need to make sure that they're working to a game plan (

Ozhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05711379317467035799noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5544942.post-52639427020013022642009-07-15T07:36:00.000-07:002009-07-15T07:46:34.216-07:00

According to MCN, Chris Baxter was jailed after he had been knocked off his bike by a cop. A memory card recovered from the scene of the accident provided sufficient evidence of wankerness for the court to justify 12 weeks in jail while the policeman, who had absolutely nothing to do with this dangerous riding, got off scott free. Chris may have said "I was going to post this to YouTube to show

Ozhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05711379317467035799noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5544942.post-55281195572225806462009-06-22T05:01:00.005-07:002009-06-22T05:01:49.250-07:00

How do I always manage to get so many crumbs in my keyboard?

Ozhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05711379317467035799noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5544942.post-44870624087928486432009-06-22T05:01:00.001-07:002009-06-22T05:07:08.865-07:00

That's a small fraction of the bikes that were there. Later, a Desmocedici(?) arrived and parked at the back behind a few Harleys.

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Ozhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05711379317467035799noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5544942.post-36161508765092682092008-08-23T01:10:00.001-07:002008-08-23T01:10:10.190-07:00

A couple of days at Cadwell with the Ixies.

Ozhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05711379317467035799noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5544942.post-39255594333350673912007-04-23T11:08:00.001-07:002007-04-23T11:08:49.696-07:00

This is very, very rude, so don't watch it if you don't like bad language.

Ozhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05711379317467035799noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5544942.post-4137891362377449382007-04-07T02:20:00.000-07:002007-04-07T02:21:06.933-07:00

being spat at by someone who is slowly turning blue?

Ozhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05711379317467035799noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5544942.post-34747578593076507992007-04-07T02:12:00.000-07:002007-04-07T02:14:15.450-07:00

...I felt I had to post it. It's a duckling feeding fish.

Ozhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05711379317467035799noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5544942.post-87020578160396434932007-03-31T12:19:00.000-07:002007-03-31T12:20:32.191-07:00

Come on. Wouldn't you do the same?

Ozhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05711379317467035799noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5544942.post-65565015194165667942007-03-19T12:49:00.000-07:002007-03-19T12:57:33.670-07:00

News of the coming weather front joyfully relayed by the smiling forecaster was sounding ominous for the first full ride of the season. High winds, snow and/or hail on high ground. “I hope we don't go anywhere that's high up and exposed” I thought to myself. Paul Manning had pulled out from leading the ride and Mike and Fliss had kindly agreed to step in at short notice. When I arrived at about

Ozhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05711379317467035799noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5544942.post-13010407519124594282007-03-10T01:28:00.001-08:002007-03-10T01:28:59.410-08:00

With alarming frequency, civilians attempt to develop their own websites. The result of this untrained attack on the world of HTML can sometimes have shocking and disturbing effects. Either Mr.Vanman has absolutely no eye for design and hates epileptics or, this is a cunning attempt by a design agency to gain popularity through awfulness.

Ozhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05711379317467035799noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5544942.post-30915452243618172782007-03-09T11:55:00.001-08:002007-03-09T11:55:37.660-08:00

This is worth a ooh or an aah.

Ozhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05711379317467035799noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5544942.post-17595641657644119002007-03-01T11:39:00.000-08:002007-03-01T11:40:11.559-08:00

Ozhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05711379317467035799noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5544942.post-32772893872977849582007-02-28T11:25:00.000-08:002007-02-28T11:32:01.666-08:00

I was going to hold off publishing this for a while until things had bedded in a bit more, but as certain people have already posted a link out there in the wild and we're now being indexed, I might as well tell you about it. Come closer. Let me whisper in your ear. Bristol Advanced Motorcyclists has a forum. Yes, I know what you're thinking, "who wants to talk about BMWs?". Well some people do,

Ozhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05711379317467035799noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5544942.post-38105386562151766612007-02-24T12:30:00.000-08:002007-02-24T12:31:31.242-08:00

If you ever find yourself facing some challenges and you're wondering if you can overcome them, then just take a look at this:

Ozhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05711379317467035799noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5544942.post-89018543601502611042007-02-24T12:23:00.000-08:002007-02-24T12:24:59.923-08:00

I may be forty now, but I have to admit to still being a big kid at heart. If you're the same, then this will definitely appeal to you.

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Ozhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05711379317467035799noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5544942.post-89041515911662153782007-02-12T11:59:00.001-08:002007-02-11T11:44:21.591-08:00

Ozhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05711379317467035799noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5544942.post-67940991714578069172007-02-11T11:43:00.000-08:002007-02-10T06:25:31.944-08:00

Ozhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05711379317467035799noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5544942.post-58328301421511333482007-02-10T06:25:00.001-08:002007-02-10T02:32:10.082-08:00

Shucks. You've guessed where this is going already haven't you. What do you do to earn a living if you have ample assets? Porn? Daytime TV? How about entering the world of recycling?

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Ozhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05711379317467035799noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5544942.post-52776616234690112682007-02-10T02:28:00.001-08:002007-02-03T11:19:37.878-08:00

If, like me, you're a fan of the original badger song, then you will be equally outraged by yet another occurrence of big business stealing the ideas of the little guy. It seems such a shame, especially as in some cases, this may be the only piece of work of international repute that they ever produce.

Ozhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05711379317467035799noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5544942.post-56336159350635567902007-02-03T11:19:00.001-08:002007-02-03T11:19:38.064-08:00

When people finally become disilusioned with Labour as a result of their deep-rooted sleaze (mirroring the demise of the tories before Tony took office), then the new, poor-friendly Conservatives can return to the warm, beating bosom of power. At that point, the homeless will take over and this site explains the result.Is irony smooth (or should I not be using an iron?)

Ozhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05711379317467035799noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5544942.post-69644727850903879412007-02-01T12:03:00.001-08:002007-02-01T12:03:10.904-08:00

Can you think of anyone that you'd like to give a toy with this label on?

Ozhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05711379317467035799noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5544942.post-82302080596557209262007-02-01T03:22:00.001-08:002007-02-01T03:22:09.486-08:00

I'm now back from our luxury week in St Lucia, but still looking almost as white as a sheet. I don't like sunbathing, but had a great time swimming, sailing and wind-surfing. Well actually, the wind-surfing was more: get on, go a few feet, fall off, get back on, go a few more feet, fall off again. Repeat as necessary.Now that I'm back and rested, I thought I'd get back to posting some of my web

Ozhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05711379317467035799noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5544942.post-55616711981518358732007-01-21T10:16:00.000-08:002007-01-21T10:18:01.061-08:00

We're forever being told that you need a BMW GS to travel round the world. Anything less just won't cut it. Why not put some knobblies on a sports bike?

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Ozhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05711379317467035799noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5544942.post-34144492669843230192007-01-21T03:31:00.001-08:002007-01-21T03:31:26.865-08:00

As a motorcyclist, I just love caravans.

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Ozhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05711379317467035799noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5544942.post-66627979367772798862007-01-14T11:50:00.000-08:002007-01-14T11:51:26.328-08:00

As an Ealing Comedy.

Ozhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05711379317467035799noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5544942.post-55525096435459110142007-01-06T12:04:00.001-08:002007-01-06T12:04:55.436-08:00

Are YOU of the female persuasion? Have you often wondered if those large, flouncy skirts you wear will prevent you from riding a bike? Here is proof that you can overcome this and other obstacles.

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“The machine was cutting out a lively pace on the back stretch when the men seated near the training quarters noticed the bicycle was unsteady,” the paper said. “The forward wheel wobbled, and then suddenly, the cycle was deflected from its course and plunged off the track into the sand, throwing the rider and overturning.“All rushed to the assistance of the inventor, who lay motionless

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Ozhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05711379317467035799noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5544942.post-1167422106890957202006-12-29T11:55:00.000-08:002006-12-29T11:55:06.893-08:00

This is an 11 year old girl singing. You may not like warbling, but you can't help but be impressed.

Ozhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05711379317467035799noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5544942.post-1167154539900597612006-12-26T09:35:00.000-08:002006-12-26T09:35:39.973-08:00

Like a Christmas lunch, this pirate song repeats on you. Nonetheless, immense fun.

Ozhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05711379317467035799noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5544942.post-1167152903347157392006-12-26T09:08:00.000-08:002006-12-26T09:08:23.350-08:00

I'm so happy. One of my Christmas presents was Pure Mania +v2, a compilation of Vibrators songs. I have to admit that I've gone back to enjoying simple, pure music and this definitely fits the bill. I hope that you got what you wanted for Christmas providing of course that you deserved it, and that what you wanted wasn't at someone else's expense. If it was, well, shame on you!I'm looking forward

Ozhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05711379317467035799noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5544942.post-1166966541786151082006-12-24T05:22:00.000-08:002006-12-24T05:22:21.786-08:00

Does the idea of a man who can entertain you for hours by using his balls to activate his instrument, appeal? When he really gets going, his hands are a blur of motion.

Ozhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05711379317467035799noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5544942.post-1166905878277565112006-12-23T12:31:00.000-08:002006-12-23T12:31:18.280-08:00

Ozhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05711379317467035799noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5544942.post-1166900826327816412006-12-23T11:07:00.000-08:002006-12-23T11:12:36.970-08:00

For some strange reason 'The Ballad of Chasey Lain' is one of my favourite songs (it's all down to South African Steve who used to gently pull me along to Coal Chamber concerts as well) [see it live]. Considering what a mind mannered man I am and that I normally dislike arrogant shites, it's strange that I should be enamoured with with song. If you want to see how this song can be killed, then

Ozhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05711379317467035799noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5544942.post-1166730961784315952006-12-21T11:56:00.000-08:002006-12-21T11:56:01.786-08:00

I LIKE this song - it makes me want to pick up the guitar again and I have no idea why. It's trashy, lightweight pop but there's just something about this song that appeals to me. There is and acoustic version on YouTube as well, but I prefer this version.

Ozhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05711379317467035799noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5544942.post-1166730118508673802006-12-21T11:41:00.000-08:002006-12-21T11:41:58.510-08:00

Now is the time to satisfy your curiousity and indulge those animal fantasies. Are you feeling fly? Would you like to play bunnies and monkeys? Splice away.

Ozhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05711379317467035799noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5544942.post-1166557985964911112006-12-19T11:53:00.000-08:002006-12-19T11:53:05.966-08:00

I suppose if you're running for office it's good to have a balanced range of policies that reflect the needs of the electorate. Perhaps we could learn a few lessons from the American democratic system. />

Ozhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05711379317467035799noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5544942.post-1166385228664946382006-12-17T11:53:00.000-08:002006-12-17T11:53:48.666-08:00

There, that got your attention, didn't it.I think I've seen this little ditty on what to do in an emergency before, but I spend so much time surfing, I sometimes struggle to remember. Anyway, it still made me chuckle gleefully as I worked my way through the images. I would suggest a moderate amount of alcohol before viewing as it may be what had enhanced my own viewing pleasure.

Ozhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05711379317467035799noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5544942.post-1166382546490969652006-12-17T11:09:00.000-08:002006-12-17T11:09:06.496-08:00

Do you ever find yourself struggling to write a list of things to pick up at Asda/Walmart?If so, why not adopt a list from grocerylists.org. You might find something truly fantastic ideas for purchases and get opportunities to visit those ailes that you wouldn't normally venture down. Think of yourself like Indiana Jones, braving new unknown hazards in the quest for that elusive checkout prize.

Ozhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05711379317467035799noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5544942.post-1166380718521084252006-12-17T10:38:00.000-08:002006-12-17T10:42:00.470-08:00

In keeping with my occasional postings of musical gems, here's something that manages to combine roller blades, ski poles and classical music in a way I'd not seen before.

Ozhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05711379317467035799noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5544942.post-1166297296913291692006-12-16T11:28:00.000-08:002006-12-16T11:28:16.913-08:00

Well certainly in the sense that he uses his own sonar to get around. It's well known that when someone loses their sight, the other senses become more developed, but I can't say that I've heard of this happening before.

Ozhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05711379317467035799noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5544942.post-1166212367217532422006-12-15T11:52:00.000-08:002006-12-15T11:52:47.220-08:00

Then get one of these great devices for your meeting/dining/poker room. I'm not sure that Woof would have a green cloth big enough for this for our poker evenings.

Ozhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05711379317467035799noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5544942.post-1166212262920826282006-12-15T11:51:00.000-08:002006-12-15T11:51:02.923-08:00

I thought that this long-armed one might justify making an exception.

Ozhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05711379317467035799noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5544942.post-1165780895758803912006-12-10T12:01:00.000-08:002006-12-10T12:01:35.766-08:00

Not even Americans can be this dense.

Ozhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05711379317467035799noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5544942.post-1165780163727188412006-12-10T11:49:00.000-08:002006-12-10T11:49:23.730-08:00

Note the celebrity performing in this high class song. I think part of the reason for the overall high quality of the performance may have something to do with it being French.

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Let me hear you say Amen. After many years with the car group, BAM has now split away and set itself up as a bike-only group. It starts as one of the largest motorcycle groups in the country, thanks to its established and extensive membership base.There was a good turnout for the inaugural meeting and there was much scoffing of crunchy pizza slices. Putting the successful meeting aside for one

Ozhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05711379317467035799noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5544942.post-1165679825599337072006-12-09T07:57:00.000-08:002006-12-09T07:57:05.600-08:00

I have never gammed in by life, however...YOU WON $500:000 USD /ONLINELOTTO BONANZA SWISS LOTTERY ONLINE GAMING CORPORATION Dear Winner, You won the sum of $500:000,(Five Hundred Thousand United.States Dollars from the Swiss Lottery and Gaming Corporation).The winning ticket was selected from a Data Base of Internet Email Users, from which your Email Address came out as the winning coupon. We

Ozhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05711379317467035799noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5544942.post-1165607827013120002006-12-08T11:57:00.000-08:002006-12-08T11:57:07.016-08:00

I don't know if you've heard this one before.

Ozhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05711379317467035799noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5544942.post-1165521505194307882006-12-07T11:58:00.000-08:002006-12-07T11:58:25.196-08:00

Just like those nights out on the piss.

Ozhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05711379317467035799noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5544942.post-1165091194360382052006-12-02T12:26:00.000-08:002006-12-02T12:26:34.363-08:00

I thought that the point of fishing was to stand around for hours getting cold and not actually catching anything.

Ozhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05711379317467035799noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5544942.post-1165090949152451412006-12-02T12:22:00.000-08:002006-12-02T12:22:29.230-08:00

Then you should contribute to this debate.

Ozhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05711379317467035799noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5544942.post-1165090849100996792006-12-02T12:20:00.000-08:002006-12-02T12:20:49.103-08:00

Then you may like this French rendition of some great classics (with a motoring theme?).

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From: Edward LampteyManager:International Commercial Bank First Light Kaneshie Branch Accra Ghana.ATTENTION:My name is Mr. Edward Lamptey, I am the manager of the International Commercial Bank Ltd, First Light Kaneshie Branch. I have packaged a financial transaction that will benefit both of us. I got your information during my search through the Internet for a reliable and honest person. As the

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I don't know how I missed this track until now. It has everything that you need for a hit. Strong singers, great lyrics, fantastic backing, great dancers and a brilliant set. What more could you ask for?

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This one is notable for the definite step-up in grammar that's occurred here:Hello,My name is Kevin Brown and I am an artist. I live in England, with my two kids, one dog [ah bless] and the love of my life [a lederhosen wearing butler called Heinrich]. It is definitely a full house. I have been doing artwork since I was a small child when I was in Canada where I took interest in arts that gives

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When this video starts, you wonder what geeky gadget you're about to see in action. It looks like it's something to do with super-cooling weird magnet things.

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I think that I posted the first version of this some time ago, so if you've seen the first on [insert URL], you'll probably like this version. It's one of those simple things that if it makes sense to you, it makes you feel good and gives you chills. You can never predict those happenings that are going to bring that effect with them. Occasionally they're small and inconsequential and sometimes

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Do you like wheelies? If so, then one way to get your regular fix is to fit a turbo charger to a Yamaha R1.

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This is another one of those visual effects that plays tricks with your eyes. It would probably be even more effective if you have some particularly ornate flock wallpaper.

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This video comprises lots of short clips, some funny, some not. I like the Two Kirks a Khan and a Pizza Place myself.

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Or do you just buy albums for their covers? If it's the latter, then you'll love these.

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I don't know if you remember, but sometime ago I posted that brilliant video of the vocal percussionist. This time, he's got a set of drums and a piano. I know that you're thrilled at the idea. I can feel your excitement in my water now. It's welling up inside you and rising to a crescendo. Go, watch, enjoy.Actually, I just realised that I posted that brillian Japanese version of Spriderman as

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I don't know if you remember, but sometime ago I posted that brilliant video of the vocal percussionist. This time, he's got a set of drums and a piano. I know that you're thrilled at the idea. I can feel your excitement in my water now. It's welling up inside you and rising to a crescendo. Go, watch, enjoy.Ahoy.

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If you are, have you ever considered watching synchonised goldfish? Those crazy Japanese. What will they come up with next?

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When this video starts off, you're thinking to yourself "OK, this guy isn't going THAT quick. Then, after a minute or two, he starts to get warmed up and goes a bit quicker on the road than I would consider doing.

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In another brief foray into Paintshop Pro, I thought I'd see what my good friend Woof might look like in a few years time and this is the result. I did this by overlaying his beardy picture on his dad's.Food for thought.Personally, I think Woof will age like Brian Blessed, but won't be quite as meek as Prince Vultan.

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...how some things you find on the Internet are just plain odd? Take this little film clip for instance. Is it the cultural gap? Am I behind the times and not keeping up with these latest fads?

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That's what I get when I listen to this old classic. It makes me want to pick up a guitar again and turn the amp up full volume. For you youngsters, watch and learn.

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I posted the Schumacher Ferrari version of this kind of race a while back. I wonder how much time Valentino Rossi would be able to allow Freddie Spencer, given the benefit of a full 260bhp MotoGP bike. It's great watching the guy on the Honda CB hanging off like a good'un.

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28 New model with revised rear endOriginally uploaded by ozzzie. Some people ask me why I like bikes. Is it the speed or the acceleration? Is it the extra skill required to get one round a corner quickly? Is it the way that you physically interact with the bike, using strength and balance to bend it to your will?I will let you judge.[Addendum] I haven't previously gone in for this kind of

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Use the force loser.

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What other conclusion could you draw from this crowd showing their orgasmic appreciation for this little display of table tennis skill. OK, these guys are pretty good and does make my last session at a coffee break at an away-day look rather pathetic.

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Well if nothing else, he does a good movie voice.

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This guy is just so good. Makes you fell like dancin'.

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Have you noticed how the Japanese have become really good at this particular artform? I'm sure it has some kind of name - I've not really looked very hard for it in the clips or elsewhere. Always entertaining though, as can be seen from the Matrix stylee table tennis perfromance that I posted a little while ago,

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Unpublished - Baa HumbugOriginally uploaded by ozzzie. Did you know there are sheep in Wales? No? There are, really. That's the only problem with nice roads across the moors like this, there can be one or two sheep around.

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If you think the pipes on your bike are loud, you should listen to the noise this thing makes. These people have held the 500cc and 600cc land speed records. I imagine with the gearing that they nedd, it wouldn't be that quick away from the lights.

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If you've ever ventured into the dark world of Cthulhu, then you'll have a good idea of where this lemon came from.

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Yes, and he's here. Watching this video gives you an idea of the kind of poker evening that my very good, skydiving friend Woof hosts. We won't talk of the certain person who makes me want to bang them on the head repeadedly with something large, heavy and purple. Stop reading here.I just threw in 'purple' at the end there to make you think. Admit it, for a moment you were wondering "what's large

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One for the men...possibly.

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Exciting enough to post this to Google Video - mind you, that isn't saying much now is it? If this guy was my tutor, I'd be starting to slip into the world of nod by now. Maybe he get's warmed up eventually.

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I have no idea what he's saying, but SHOOT ANOTHER ONE!

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One who uses irony in such a subtle way? Hang on, was I being ironic there?

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I've not idea whether this wave is real ora clever special effects creation. Either way it's pretty impressive.

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Don't go to this site if you're a jaded cynic who wouldn't even laugh if Coco the clown slipped down the stairs at a childrens' party, becoming hilariously impaled on a scale model of the Eiffel Tower.

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Woof has a friend who I feel would benefit from Trepanation. It may serve to calm him down a little. If you want to be truly entertained, make sure you watch the video.On a different tack, do you ever find interesting rubbish? How are you on historical events?

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Now here's a web page that both Woof and Womble could relate to (in part). It is American, but we do allow those from the colonies some lattitude in certain areas. After all, Woof has been one of the reasons that Hollywood has been so financially successful and has singlehandedly created a shortage of DVD making material (whatever that is - flattened, boiled onions?). I had a really nobbish ride

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