This kid will become an axe murderer

Have you noticed that Children have such squeaky voices

This is an 11 year old girl singing. You may not like warbling, but you can't help but be impressed.

My next single

Like a Christmas lunch, this pirate song repeats on you. Nonetheless, immense fun.

Happy Christmas!

I'm so happy. One of my Christmas presents was Pure Mania +v2, a compilation of Vibrators songs. I have to admit that I've gone back to enjoying simple, pure music and this definitely fits the bill.



I hope that you got what you wanted for Christmas providing of course that you deserved it, and that what you wanted wasn't at someone else's expense. If it was, well, shame on you!



I'm looking forward to an exciting day back at the office tomorrow. It's going to be soooo quiet. My two administrators (I actually got them a better title with their payrise, but it escapes me now) are out of the office and it's just me and my Glaswegian temp, Bill.



By the way, here are some entertaining (non-toenail) clippings for your enjoyment.

Ladies, do you like musical balls?

Does the idea of a man who can entertain you for hours by using his balls to activate his instrument, appeal? When he really gets going, his hands are a blur of motion.

Have you ever been on TV?

Incongruous

For some strange reason 'The Ballad of Chasey Lain' is one of my favourite songs (it's all down to South African Steve who used to gently pull me along to Coal Chamber concerts as well) [see it live]. Considering what a mind mannered man I am and that I normally dislike arrogant shites, it's strange that I should be enamoured with with song. If you want to see how this song can be killed, then watch this 'foreign' version. You have to love 'laughing boy'.



Why am I posting today? Lord (Labour cash for peerage) only knows.

Code Monkey

I LIKE this song - it makes me want to pick up the guitar again and I have no idea why. It's trashy, lightweight pop but there's just something about this song that appeals to me. There is and acoustic version on YouTube as well, but I prefer this version.

Are you bi-curious?

Now is the time to satisfy your curiousity and indulge those animal fantasies. Are you feeling fly? Would you like to play bunnies and monkeys? Splice away.

Breadth of Policy

I suppose if you're running for office it's good to have a balanced range of policies that reflect the needs of the electorate. Perhaps we could learn a few lessons from the American democratic system.



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Terrorism!!!!!!

There, that got your attention, didn't it.



I think I've seen this little ditty on what to do in an emergency before, but I spend so much time surfing, I sometimes struggle to remember. Anyway, it still made me chuckle gleefully as I worked my way through the images. I would suggest a moderate amount of alcohol before viewing as it may be what had enhanced my own viewing pleasure.

Grocery List Bonanza

Do you ever find yourself struggling to write a list of things to pick up at Asda/Walmart?



If so, why not adopt a list from grocerylists.org. You might find something truly fantastic ideas for purchases and get opportunities to visit those ailes that you wouldn't normally venture down. Think of yourself like Indiana Jones, braving new unknown hazards in the quest for that elusive checkout prize. Evil Nazi shelf stockers block your every turn and large boulders roll remorslessly after you down the milk-stained, lino-tiled floors.

You like music too don't you?

In keeping with my occasional postings of musical gems, here's something that manages to combine roller blades, ski poles and classical music in a way I'd not seen before.

This kid is batty

Well certainly in the sense that he uses his own sonar to get around. It's well known that when someone loses their sight, the other senses become more developed, but I can't say that I've heard of this happening before.

Do you have problems with space?

Then get one of these great devices for your meeting/dining/poker room. I'm not sure that Woof would have a green cloth big enough for this for our poker evenings.

I don't normally put adverts in my blog but...

I thought that this long-armed one might justify making an exception.

This can't be for real.

Not even Americans can be this dense.

Why have I missed so many of these fantastic tunes?

Note the celebrity performing in this high class song. I think part of the reason for the overall high quality of the performance may have something to do with it being French.

Bristol Advanced Motorcyclists

Let me hear you say Amen.

After many years with the car group, BAM has now split away and set itself up as a bike-only group. It starts as one of the largest motorcycle groups in the country, thanks to its established and extensive membership base.
There was a good turnout for the inaugural meeting and there was much scoffing of crunchy pizza slices. Putting the successful meeting aside for one moment, I've never before encountered sausage rolls that possess anti-flavour - able to draw all flavour out of your mouth for any prior or subsequent food.

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Especially for Womble and Spikey

I don't know if you've heard this one before.

Oddly entertaining

Just like those nights out on the piss.

This is cheating!

I thought that the point of fishing was to stand around for hours getting cold and not actually catching anything.

If you're a Labour voter

Then you should contribute to this debate.

Do you like classical music?

Then you may like this French rendition of some great classics (with a motoring theme?).

Another 419 - Edward Lamptey

From: Edward Lamptey

Manager:International Commercial Bank

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